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I just wrote an email that I’m sending to Henry Abbott and Bill Simmons.  In the email, I provide them (and now you) with the definitive solution to the sucky NBA officiating.  I’m posting it here in epistolary form, not because I’m too lazy to re-format; it’s just how I roll.

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SOLUTION TO NBA OFFICIATING: I’m serious, this is a game-changer, literally

The solution to the godawful NBA officiating starts with the creation of a complete and completely objective NBA officiating website—details below .  I floated the idea to…a senior-level executive of an NBA team, and he said “great!” but said they couldn’t fund it because it needs to be independent to have validity.  I don’t have the money, time, or the expertise to make this happen, but perhaps some of your readers do—it’s definitely a group project.

The officiating website I envision would be a resource for data without subjective content.  It would therefore *only* include:

Referee calls: video of every call—and every type of call—made by refs of every NBA game, in real speed, and slow motion, from every angle available from broadcasts. (Without audio.)
Statistics: raw data, counting stats—no percentages, ratios, graphs, etc.  Even choosing which metrics to post is subjective.  The site would only provide raw data to give users the means to conduct their own studies.

There would be no commentary, no chat boards, no links, etc.  There would also be no non-calls content.  It won’t be necessary.

If the raw data is available and made easily accessible to site users, fans, students, academic institutions, bloggers, et. al. they will provide the secondary content—the commentary and analysis.  If the site gives them something to work with, they’ll embed the video on their blogs and cite the statistics, and provide the commentary that will spur debate.

Furthermore, non-calls are as important an issue as whistled action, but eventually (and swiftly, I believe) non-call sites will pop up.  Tons will be partisan, but I think you’ll see objective-as-possible Sloan-academic-type sites emerge.  Objective-as-possible non-calls means trying to show all plays of all NBA games that 1) violate rules from the official NBA rulebook (which I believe is also available in video on nba.com) and 2) non-calls can be compared with whistled action from ‘my’ objective officiating site.  The non-calls issue is much more complicated and much more subjective—a longterm project, but the inherent subjectivity is why it must be left to the public, and not appear on the objective officiating site I envision.

I think this site is necessary regardless of the way the NBA league offices handle officiating review, and it’s understandable that the NBA league offices could never produce a site like this, for various reasons, but their infuriating behind-closed-doors policies of dealing with officiating just begs for public response—a cogent, progressive response.  NBA officiating simply *must* be subjected to independent analysis.  And I truly believe the site I propose is the beginning of the solution.  As Justice Brandeis noted: sunlight is the best disinfectant.

So consider just a few aspects of the site’s utility.  Besides all the conspiracy theories and beliefs that refs intentionally favor or seek to harm certain teams, unconscious bias is simply an inherent aspect of the human condition.  However well intentioned these guys are, refs aren’t robots.  But being forced to discover and confront those biases, I like to think refs will likely feel impelled to improve.  And either way, they’ll definitely feel the heat when the whole world can point to objective measurements of their biases.  And who knows, maybe the data will vindicate refs of certain accusations.  And of course, the data won’t just be used to confirm or invalidate popular beliefs about officiating; surely it will elucidate other matters.  For example, I suspect the data will assist in extricating the ‘noise’ from analytical studies of the NBA game.  But yeah, it will also help address accusations of malintent, “Everyone knows that this or that Ref X totally screws this or that team”—fighting, urge, to, use, Spurs, as, completely, randomly, chosen, example.  And my hope beyond hope is that someday, studies of the data and non-calls data will show *definitively* which refs just suck.  Early retirement!

And there are as many other possibilities as there are NBA fans who have the curiosity and creativity to ask questions and the dedication to pursue answers.

Best,

Michael

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That was long enough, but if you want an idea or two of how to get the ball rolling…

Obviously the builders of the site would need to watch every single NBA game each season as the season progresses, record them all, and post and categorize every, every charge, every moving screen, every travel, every palm, even every out-of-bounds.  And yes, they’d even have to watch Pistons games.

Also, it’s quite plausible to start with the ’09-’10 season, though it might take a bit of organizing and persuasion…  I’d contact every team in the league by email and phone, requesting one copy of DVDs of all of that team’s games from the ’09-’10 season.  Consider this idea:

First a polite email is written that 500 fans (or 5,000 fans) electronically sign.  Then a PR rep for each team is contacted at the same time (approximately, no watch synchronizing necessary I think) by phone just to let them know the email is coming, so it doesn’t get lost in the shuffle.  It’s easy to get teams’ PR reps on the phone—I did it with almost every team last season for a project—and their email contact info is available, too.

Then the email is sent with every team carbon copied—and it can be made known, tactfully, that their response will be public: “our 5,000 petitioners eagerly await your reply!”  I don’t even know how much cajoling would be necessary.  I suspect fan-interactive teams like the Mavericks would be happy to send the DVDs (especially considering the umbrage they’ve taken with the quality of officiating), and maybe other metric-centric teams will too.  But if a few teams send the DVDs (maybe even just one team) others might feel compelled to comply with the request.

That may not work, but once the site is established, if it gets serious traffic…well, traffic is everything.  If the site gets big traffic and publicity of any sort, grassroots or otherwise, I imagine it could build the clout to get teams to send DVDs of all games going back 20 years.  How cool would it be to use officiating data to analyze (umm, for someone else to analyze) how the game has changed through the years–that is, as the rules, trends, and basketball culture have changed?

Hey, if you’ve gone all the way through this email, thanks, that’s awesome.  I truly believe that the site I envision could be the beginning of a better League.  If you agree with me, well Mr. Huge Audience Blogger…

Best, again,

Michael